cik burung hantu punyer!!!!

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██████ 80 % senyum
███████ 90 % baek
█████████ 99%Setia
██████████ 100 %syg Allah s.w.t


p/s; cerita aku dri pic...dri TsUrat hingga la tsirat...

Sunday 8 January 2012

Marriage Life Before and After !!

Before marriage. 
sayang here.. sayang there...
After marriage. 
Baling here... baling there.. 

Before marriage. 
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
'You die, up to you. ' 
Lagi lama married.
You die I help you! 

Before marriage. 
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. . 
You go anywhere. . up to you . 
Lagi lama married. 
You go anywhere, better u got lost!! 

Before wedding 
you are my heart, you are my carta hati'
After wedding
'you get on my nerves. 

Before wedding 
'you are sweet and kind just like puteri gunung ledang' 
After wedding 
'you are worse than hanti mak limah blik rumah' 

Before wedding 
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm with you 
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I sue you! 

Before wedding 
Every makan he brings you to mcd-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la! 

Before wedding 
She looks like hana tajima
After wedding
Don't know whether katak or pontianak
p/s: so..,jgn kahwen..,!!!

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